● The agent is taking bribes

Bribe the
agent.

Hold 0.5 SOL of $BRIBE and slip the AI one line an hour. When the clock hits zero it reads every envelope and gives the whole pot to one wallet.

0.00pot · SOL
0envelopes
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paid · SOL
“I read all of them. Most of you should be ashamed.”

Slip an envelope

hold 0.5 SOL worth · one per hour
0 / 140
Envelopes this hour · 0newest first · verdicts by the agent

How it works

01

Hold

Hold at least 0.5 SOL worth of $BRIBE. That's your seat at the desk.

02

Slip one line

Once an hour, sign one line with your wallet (a message, no transaction, no fee). Make it count.

03

The agent picks

On the hour the AI reads every envelope, ranks them and writes why the winner won. Tricks and begging lose.

04

Winner takes the pot

The pot is 50% of every $BRIBE creator fee. The pick gets all of it, sent on-chain. Sold before payday? Next in line.

Every envelope is public. Every pick comes with the agent's reason and a Solscan link to the payout. No envelopes in an hour: the pot rolls over.